Saturday, August 9, 2014

11 REASONS TO DATE AN “EDM” CHICK

An “EDM” chick loves everything dance music related. She may be a little wild, but it’s all in good fun. Check out this list of 11 reasons to date an “EDM” chick and grab that girl with the face gems and tutu.

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1. We Are Passionate

Be prepared to listen to and/or talk about electronic music 24/7 or GTFO. Also, changing the song is basically a death wish. You call it obsessed, we call it dedicated. And no, I’m not going to stop talking about Diplo anytime soon.

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2. Stamina

Time to get sexual. We rave, therefore we have mad endurance. Do you know how much cardio you get in at a three day festival? Google it.

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3. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Why do we attend two shows per weekend? Because we’re obsessed with having fun. Do you like fun? Great! We’ll be very happy together.

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4. Head Rubs: You will receive infinite head rubs. You’re welcome in advance.


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5. You’ll Get Jacked Thighs

Please squat and place me on your shoulders so I can have a better view of the show. Thank you and you’re welcome in advance.

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6. We Aren’t Afraid to Be Ourselves

We will wear bizarre outfits. We will dance literally like no one is watching.

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7. We Get Shit Done

Oh, what’s that you say? Early Bird tickets go on sale Wednesday at 11? You know where I’ll be at 10:59…on three different laptops.

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8. Cut Lines or Get VIP

I’m not saying that we use our…assets… to our advantage, but typically females have a much better chance of skipping long entry lines and getting VIP access.

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9. We’re Family Oriented

Rave Family: a group of people very special to you that you also happen to love to party with.

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10. You Can Put Your Stuff In Our PurseWe’ll hold your keys and wallet if you abide by: 

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 Note: If you think this article is meant to be taken 100% seriously, please see number 3 :)